He looks so upset
dies
babiesssss
I’d like to see this guy…
This guy…
This guy…
This girl…
And this guy…
All visit this place…
At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work.
the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it but it would be fucking hilarious
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
your ship
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
my new iPhone 5 & rilakkuma case ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
there’s always that one character you will defend until your dying breath no matter how flawed they are
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
we can only hope
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
A gathering of pregnant men.
Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.”
Whovians: *confused rage*
Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?”
Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]”
(so many cannibalism jokes)
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
omfg hE MAKES ME WANT TO EAT EGGS I HATE EGGS
